Washing the dishes with Matt
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Matt:
(Brandishing pipe wrench) Hey, what's this doing in the washing up pile?
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Me:
Don't look at me, I haven't been cooking with it!
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Matt:
But... wait. AH, I know what it was used for.
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Me:
Told you it wasn't me!
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Matt:
Pulling the tendons from that dead pheasant I took home...