May 16, 2013
May 13, 2013
May 10, 2013
- Me: We really need to do an underwear wash!
- Matt: But I only count nine of your panties in the laundry basket?
- Me: I can't fit into most of the others anymore, so these nine panties have to go in the laundry ASAP!
- Matt: Okay, okay... (gathers them up and heads down the stairs to do a small cycle, then stays downstairs playing Monster Hunter)
- Me: (potters about bedroom for ten minutes before noticing a pair of panties on the floor) LOL, silly boy dropped one! I'll go tease him about it... (walks down corridor) wait a second... there's another! (stomp down the stairs, increasingly more irate) THERE'S ANOTHER THREE IN THE HALLWAY! WTF!!??
- Matt: (calling from the living room) What's wrong? Do you need anything?
- Me: NINE PANTS! OUT OF NINE PANTS, YOU DROPPED FIVE!!! GRAAAAAAH!!!
May 8, 2013
May 4, 2013
- Me: Help me up, please!
- Matt: (offers hand and pulls me up off the sofa)
- Me: Urgh, sorry for being such a whale!
- Matt: Don't be silly, you're not a whale. You're more like... a mothership.
- Me: ...
May 3, 2013
May 2, 2013
May 1, 2013